Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
false alarm, still single
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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