I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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