no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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