can we get nightvision for the apartment?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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