he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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