like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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