I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
