The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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