that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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