on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
meet me or not, i'm out of control
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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