Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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