just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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