: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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