But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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