It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
