i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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