he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
