found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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