C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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