im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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