I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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