I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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