I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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