He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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