I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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