he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Mom said you looked used
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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