I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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