he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Oh god it's open bar.
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