Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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