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(209): View more from California

i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me

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(703): View more from Virginia

he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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(317): View more from Indiana

can you pick me up an extra syllabus

(317): View more from Indiana

i passed out in the shower again

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(970): View more from Colorado

in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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(925): View more from California

These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

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(727): View more from Florida

I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish

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(469): View more from Texas

Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf

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(716): View more from New York

It will be interesting

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Isn't that your life's motto?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.

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