oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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