Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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