I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
no you cant smoke seaweed
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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