What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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