Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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