After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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