Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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