So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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