real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
try to milk me bitch
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