Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize