They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
