no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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