He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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