i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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