I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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