She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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