I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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