He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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