As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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