...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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