So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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