Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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