Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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