i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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