I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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